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Still talkin' 'bout TX We finally pulled into our hotel in Austin around 1am. I can’t tell you which hotel. The sweet fella at the front...

You’ll know when you're in Texas because everyone around you will be constantly talking about Texas. All the signs you read will remind...

If you wanna stay looking young, you gotta stay MOIST! There isn’t enough $70 lotion in all the world to keep me moist in NM. I’m out...

The people in Santa Fe are rich. Well, at least the people who stroll along the Historic Downtown Plaza are! Being in the Plaza is like...

Here's a fun fact. Did you know Oklahoma has (near) recreational marijuana? "Oklahoma leads the nation in per-capita dispensaries in...

A detour to through Casey, IL on the way to the "Gateway to the West" The road to St. Louis from Indianapolis is paved with giant stuff!...

Rain and windy, we visit the city of Indy! So we can just get on with it, I’m only mentioning race cars once. Terror at the Speedway As a...